i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me
we’re all in this together
How not to pick up girls
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
They’re so cute
The males are also poisonous, they have spur on the hind foot that delivers a venom capable of causing severe pain to humans.
stop being pretty if you’re not me
He goes from horn dog to prude in a split second… Wesley Stromberg everyone
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
- Hello friends.
That moment when you realize you actually have no one.